Dry Humping in Yellowstone… An American Safari!

Mrs. Jones was off the grid, and I mean really off the grid in Yellowstone. Which, if you want to do a less expensive unbelievable Safari (right here at home) this is the place! After a twenty four hour WIFI detox, it was time to pay attention to what in the hell was happening around her…

First box checked – Old Faithful. Mrs. Jones arrived just in time to see it blow and then packed up and headed out… No doubt it was epic, and all twenty thousand of us tourists agreed!

It was at just about this point in the trip that Mrs. Jones realized the true severity of the thermodynamic situation under her feet. Holy shit… here she was with the healthiest of intentions with nature, but….

This great inspiring message arrived from Mrs. Jones’ sister as the last flicker of cell service faded out entering the park. So, the days were early, early, early and full. The nights were lots of fun! (I mean as much fun as you can have in a forest with no electricity or showers and such…)

Can we have a moment of silence for an unbelievably breathtaking (5:30 am) American safari through Hayden Valley as the fog burned off? If you know Mrs. Jones, she digs sleeping in – but would hop out of bed at 34 degrees any morning to see this again.

For those of you who didn’t know there is a Grand Canyon in Yellowstone! Yay, Mrs. Jones could kill two birds with one stone! Turns out there is a badass bar and grill at the Canyon Lodge as well. Great reason for Mrs. Jones to dig around the bottom of the backpack for some lipstick… Cool beans, but that waterfall! Is there hope for Mrs. Jones yet?

Once again Mrs. Jones was loaded for bear (in fact added a whistle to Bear Bag arsenal) but not a bear to be found once again… As Mrs. Jones sat quietly on a riverside log at sunset deep in bear country – her husband having wandered off to study fly fishermen and their technique, she started paying attention to her surroundings as the quiet forest darkened…

Needless to say, she was sitting comfortably in the Mini sipping a white claw upon the return of her husband. She no fool!

What was originally scheduled as a two night Dry Humping ordeal turned into four nights because Yellowstone is so crazy nutty gorgeous – here’s a taste of what had Mrs. Jones extending her stay despite her lack of usual amenities;

Maybe Mrs. Jones is getting braver and potentially enjoying this? Stay tuned for the Grand Tetons… One shot of whiskey and off we go!