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Plop Mrs. Jones down in the Santa Ynez valley, add some Santa Barbara - throw in fifty percent of her offspring and you have the recipe for SOME KINDA FUN! First on the list - the reunion!! How about a little wine tasting tour of beautiful Los Olivos? Stop in at Carhartt for the great … Continue reading Sideways in Santa Ynez… Four Perfect Days! Los Olivos, Santa Ynez, Solvang, Buellton, Cachuma Lake.

Five perfect days in Big Sur, California, which could never be Little Sur - everything is BIG, BIG, BIG!!! What an awesome campground Mrs. Jones picked out many months earlier. These spots are hard to get, so be sure to reserve well in advance! Riverside Campground and Cabins, Big Sur was enchanting to say the … Continue reading Yes Sir, Big Sur… Whatever you Say, Sir!

Dear God, does Mrs. Jones need to do some laundry! After three nights at Hidden Valley Lake Campground (a little known gem), just North of the happening California Wine scene things got hot and dusty! Luckily, just outside the exit of the Campground she found Hidden Valley Lake Country Club to cool off! Meanwhile her … Continue reading Napa County… Sunshine, Mineral Baths, and an Impressively small amount of Wine Tasting!

Mrs. Jones has never thrown the husband out of bed because of an Oregon Pinot Noir. That's a fact. After setting up camp in Corvallis, Mrs. Jones realized she was about an hour south of where she'd prefer to be! Road trip! After an amazing breakfast at Wise Crack cafe (shout out to Deena!) she … Continue reading Willamette Damnit! Climb a Grapevine and get your Chi Aligned!

The Columbia River Gorge is absolutely spectacular with Mt. Hood looming in the distance... But for Mrs. Jones this chapter of the journey was about scary, scary bridges... Just a head's up - if you are driving an RV, while towing a car on the Hood River Bridge and a semi is approaching it's best … Continue reading Hood River, Oregon… A Quickie!

Beautiful Hayden Lake, Idaho is all about friendship and dude shit... like Mrs. Jones' husband losing her Montana casino winnings on the golf course to a good friend she hadn't seen in years! Once again Mrs. Jones was a little spoiled with a campground that looked a lot like a Country Club - maybe even … Continue reading Hayden Lake, Idaho… A Million Miles from the KOA!

Excuse Mrs. Jones for being a little slow to blog, her muscles are all too sore to type... While loving every inch of this beautiful country for five weeks with the RV headed North and West she finally hit Montana Baby! When offered a big beautiful house in Whitefish, Montana by a generous awesome cousin, … Continue reading Montana Baby!!!

Just how far and fast will he and his sidekick drive to see The Grand Teton - literally, the "Big Tit"? Mrs. Jones spent an entire day trip fighting off photos of her Tetons by this Wiley devil... he's gone Teton crazy. A day trip from Yellowstone brought Mrs. Jones and the guys through the … Continue reading Les Trios Tetons… Three Titties?

Mrs. Jones was off the grid, and I mean really off the grid in Yellowstone. Which, if you want to do a less expensive unbelievable Safari (right here at home) this is the place! After a twenty four hour WIFI detox, it was time to pay attention to what in the hell was happening around … Continue reading Dry Humping in Yellowstone… An American Safari!

And, Real Meat!! Wyoming, you've got Mrs. Jones' attention. If you have never been to Winchester Steakhouse in Buffalo, WY, than you have never really eaten a steak... just sayin'. Mrs. Jones briefly considered smoking a cigarette after dinner (and she's not a smoker!). The greatest server of all time Kayla did us no wrong! … Continue reading Buffalo, Wyoming… Real Men, Real Music